36 “Off Campus” Quotes That Make Me Want to Apply to Briar University (Time for a Rewatch!)

Off Campus‘ hockey games may take place on the ice, but the fan-favorite Prime Video series has been setting the streaming world on fire. The show is based on Elle Kennedy’s Off-Campus book series and chronicles the lives and loves of the fictional Briar University’s students and hockey team. In between the steamy sex scenes, nail-biting hockey games, and relationship ups and downs surrounding the show’s stars — Ella Bright and Belmont Cameli, who play aspiring musician Hannah Wells and hockey team captain Garrett Graham, respectively — you’ll find plenty of quotable moments. You might even discover that some of Season 1’s lines serve as hilarious captions for everything from TikTok videos to Instagram Reels.

From Briar U’s star hockey player and his teammate, Dean Di Laurentis, to Hannah and her best friend and roommate, Allie Hayes, to so many other characters that round out this show, there are plenty of quotable (and LOL-worthy) moments. This roundup might just serve as your reminder to hit “play” again on this series.

And if you’re already wanting more, Off Campus has officially been renewed for Season 2. Don’t put away your pucks and hockey pads for long: Word on the street is that the new season will be out next year.

1. “I’m a cool hockey man that contains multitudes.” —Garrett Graham
2. “We can study in my room, shirtless.” —Garrett Graham
3. “I don’t get how there could be two truths. Sh*t’s either true or it’s not. Subjective, objective. What the f*ck, Kierkegaard?” —Garrett Graham
4. “He may not know it yet, but you’re the real catch. So, act like it.” —Garrett Graham
5. “Ghosting is choosing comfort over courage, despair over strength. It is labeling another human being as unworthy.” — Garrett Graham
6. “You make me want to be better. To do better. And I’m going to. Just give me another chance.” —Garrett Graham

1. “The bitch is back.” —Hannah Wells
2. “I’m not like you. I can’t find a husband on day one of college.” —Hannah Wells
3. “Yeah, what can I say? I know my pretentious philosophers.” —Hannah Wells
4. “The muse waits for no one.” —Hannah Wells
5. “It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs loudly.” —Hannah Wells
6. “My therapist used to say that you can’t let the bad memories erase the good ones.” —Hannah Wells
7. “It’s like scary telling the world something I’m not ready for it to know.” —Hannah Wells
8. “I am the girl I am because of the girl I used to be.” —Hannah Wells

1. “People who care about you will understand. And if they don’t, they’re not your people.” —Dean Di Laurentis
2. “Here’s to me, here’s to you. F*ck the rest. We’re Briar U.” —Dean Di Laurentis
3. “Just don’t skimp on the foreplay. I’m talking five play, six play.” —Dean Di Laurentis
4. “Shower sex is hot.” —Dean Di Laurentis
5. “When you break up with this guy, which you will, you’re gonna want a fun ride to distract you. Call me.” —Dean Di Laurentis
6. “I’m a Six Flags baby. Everybody wants a ride. They come for a good time, not a long time, and that’s fine by me.” —Dean Di Laurentis

1. “Without the [Dunkin’] cup you don’t look like Ben Affleck. You just look like some sad guy from Boston.” —Allie Hayes
2. “I already ate the Cheetos. I licked the bag clean.” —Allie Hayes
3. “I’m just a girl. I have to think about what everyone else feels before I can figure out what I’m feeling.” —Allie Hayes
4. “I f*ck*n’ love rollercoasters.” —Allie Hayes
5. “I am emotionally raw. I’m the shell of a woman.” —Allie Hayes
6. “Have fun. Do stuff just ’cause you want to.” —Allie Hayes
7. “You are very charming and have the kind of body that suggests you work out on federal holidays.” —Allie Hayes
8. “Sleep is self-care. We’ll allow it.” —Allie Hayes
9. “Because you’re not just one thing, babe. You’re everything. Never forget that.” —Allie Hayes

1. “Jocks. So pretty, so entitled.” —Dexter
2. “It’s a house party. We need dippables.” —John Tucker
3. “Someone, please, save us from Adele Dazeem up there.” —Jules Logan
4. “Bitch, I hate to break it to you. You’re in another relationship.” —Joanna Maxwell
5. “Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities in the work of One Direction.” —Daveed
6. “I don’t subscribe to the notion that art has to be painful. In fact, if done right, allowing people into our truth, that can even be healing.” —Daveed
7. “We have to cling to the people who see us and smile.” —Daveed